Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I bring forth to you a man who will change everybody's life for the better in 2008. A candidate. Owen Lender. Mr. Lender?

Owen Lender: As consequential litigation betrays exclusive research frugal matters under this jurisdiction, serious matters further updated researching and understanding for petitioned essentials and need. Upon the groups favored by agricultural standards, and by doing so forth within reason and acceptance by my people. General lunar capability under factioned and argumented openly categorically my aforementioned accomplishments. Our effort's...

Heckler: Get off!

OL: ... strong held mission revived by compliance driven democracy regional development waste.

Heckler: Get off the stage!

OL: And frank distribution of need we generally quarantined the judicial silence of free trade ideals.

[crowd begins chattering]

OL: Wait now!

Heckler: Go away!

OL: And the harvest of the needy.

Woman: Owen, Owen! Owen! Owen! Owen! Owen! Owen! Owen!

Heckler: Go away!

OL: Now give me a chance now! Popular genetic warfare do mandate all sovereign...

[glass shattering]

OL: ... divisional prospects and free act into their firmly and tree holed likeness of our sanctity bandwidth. You see now Linda, that's it! That's it! No society, no more dinner. What are you eating? That's it! Ah, listen! We're through!